The easiest person I shop for...
Have you ever tried to buy presents for Sylvia? Though I ask that rhetorically, I want to reiterate that I am not complaining at all. My wife is probably the most laid back person when it comes to buying things for her. She literally is the woman all men dream about. She walks into a store, locates a shirt or pants (preferably in black or gray) and then proceeds to buy 13 of them.
Because we were in Turkey this year for the first two weeks of December, Christmas shopping was nonexistent. I didn't even attempt to find out what she wanted...until Monday.
Here is the list my wife provided me. (This is not made up)
Dark Jeans
Tan Corduroy Pants
Gray Corduroy Pants
Pillow Stuffing
Martini Glasses
Reversible Belt
Yeah- high maintenance I know.
To follow it up, I received an email from my wife with some additions. AI thought to myself "ahh...the initial list must of have been bogus" She didn't want PILLOW STUFFING after all, probably diamonds and rubies like most other women would like to have...
From: Mathew, Sylvia
Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 11:50 AM
To: Mathew, Shane
Subject: RE: Lunch
Hey! I would also like cooling racks for Christmas
Hey! I would also like cooling racks for Christmas
This email was followed by this one:
From: Mathew, Sylvia
Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 2:43 PM
To: Mathew, Shane
Subject: RE: Lunch
Here it is:
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=103303&RN=111
I also want metal spatulas (medium and thin)
Actually, don’t buy any pants for me, I’ll just have to try it on….thanks!
Here it is:
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=103303&RN=111
I also want metal spatulas (medium and thin)
Actually, don’t buy any pants for me, I’ll just have to try it on….thanks!
Thank you Jesus for the beautiful creature you provided for me as my wife.
5 comments:
Just turn her loose in Bed Bath and Beyond! She's starting to turn into Martha Stewart!
Sylvia, get a grip. You can stuff pillows when you get old. Now you should go for the Bling!
i hope you have kids like sylvia who send you e-mails on their blackberry with links to what they want for Christmas as well.
Enjoy looking for Pillow Stuffing.
so werid...last night I had a dream that I found a Gold Browni in a hospital store...and Sylvia is the one that sold it to me!
There is no garden without its weeds.
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